The #1 Thing You Can't Do At Your Team's Home Opener Is Get So Drunk You Whip It Out And Piss In The Middle Of The Concourse

Who doesn't love their teams home opener? Great weather, take off work a little early, grab some mid-day brews with the boys, pissing all over yourself and the concourse. It's as American as apple pie. 

This guy is going to be in for the hangover of his LIFE when he wakes up today and realizes what he did. Good luck explaining this one to the bossman too. Told him you needed a Monday off and you end up all over the internet because you decided to take a leak right outside of the sausage stand in Milwaukee. Hard to say you were at the dentist when the evidence overwhelmingly shows otherwise. But counterpoint- when you gotta go, you gotta go. No red blooded American would be able to argue with that old mantra. Some guys have no shame going in their pants, they just let it fly. Some hold it and wait to find a bush or trashcan outside the stadium. But we have animals like this guy who have 0 concept of where they are and have 0 shame letting it fly. 

On a serious note, I'm pretty sure they have registries for guys who do this, so that could be rather unfortunate for him if it gets to that point. At the very least I'm sure he was arrested and probably banned from the park. You simply can't let a convicted open air pisser back into the ballpark, the chances of it happening again are too high. You don't have your first non-toilet piss in the middle of the concourse, this guy has pissed in places we couldn't even dream of. You gotta lock him up for his own sake, and for the all of society's as well.